Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Are you still making Silencers? I’ve looked all over your website and can’t find them. Answer: I’m no longer manufacturing or selling silencers. There is a lot of conflicting information about the legality of removable airgun suppressors; according to the ATF, the agency that regulates firearms in the US, we would need approval and special licensing to manufacture and sell removable airgun silencers. I’m not interested in that…

Question: Do you ship internationally? Answer: Yes, but expect delays. We’ll ship ASAP, but it will be delivered unreasonably slow if you choose a budget shipping option…

Question: When will you ship my order? Answer: We ship same or next business day. If you order after 11am on a weekday we will ship your order the next day. If you order after the mail runs on Saturday we will ship on Monday morning.

Question: Why haven’t I gotten a shipment notification? Answer: Our shipment notifications are sent automatically through PayPal to whatever email address was provided at checkout. If there was a typo or you used an invalid or unused email you will not get the notification. Also, it could have ended up in your junk box.

Question: I’m super mad cuz I expected to get my package sooner. Where is my package? Answer: In the age of COVID hysteria, I can only guarantee that your package will ship via the chosen method on the same or next business day that you place an order. I don’t command USPS or any other mail carrier. The good news, we have had over 2000 orders so far with only one shipment to Armenia returned to us. Maintain hope…

Question: Can you make me a custom item? Answer: Maybe, if it is something that others would want as well. Many of our products started out as customer suggestions and I’m always open to new ideas.

Fake Question: Do the chickens get a cut of the business profits, given that they are featured in many of your marketing material? Answer: I’m glad you bring that up. There is an indirect relationship between the success of this business and how well our chickens eat. I’m sure as business improves, so will their little chicken lives… And vice versa…